I’ve always hated job interviews.

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Dressing up to act like you won’t act when you’re working there.

Losing the job to the guy who was already selected and your interview was just for appearances.

Asking the same open ended questions to every candidate.

“Why do you want this job?”

“Tell me about a time…”

And the dreaded
“So, tell me about yourself"

What a lazy fucking prompt. The eyes glaze over as you begin the story you’ve said to the last 10 hiring managers. We’re here because you selected my resume. Ask me something that you needed clarification on, ask me of I know anything about the culture of your company — give me a problem to solve that you’re working on now, and see if I can come up with a viable solution.

What a waste of time.